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Here is your spot to post your favorite "What makes a record so special?" story.  If you really go there, maybe we'll interview you for a future blog post.  Wouldn't that be something!?!

Top Secret - Omega Slice

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The Doomsday Device.

The Pizza Platter Paradox!

Invented by a super secret society (actually it was me) to subvert the will and authority of an unsuspecting America. Crafted to combine the two things that cool people (also known as east coast hipsters) love more than anything: pizza and vinyl records.

When unleashed upon an unsuspecting public, citizens will be trapped in a cruel state of indecision. Eat the pie? Listen to the record? You cannot do both. Tragedy ensues. Citizens will rot in their apartments frozen in a coma of ecstasy, fear, and confusion. In a short time, extremely uncool people, already perched on the edge of domination will swiftly sweep into power. Hipsters everywhere, normally the first into the fray will be totally eradicated by this new menace. The escalation in food based musical warfare has begun.  Woe unto us all.

Here's your less than two week notice!

Come visit the VVers hawking their goods at the BROOKLYN ZINE FEST on April 21st!  We'll be debuting Vinyl Vagabonds #4 (the pizza deluxe edition) to add to your collection.  Twenty-eight scorching pages full of fun record anecdotes and artistry.  Hand printed cover too!  Also the lady VVer will be debuting her first mini-comic Adventures of a Terrified Pickle.  Did we mention the plethora of other really awesome zine-makers that will be in attendance?  Last year the space in Williamsburg was absolutely jammed with hipsters and zine lovers of all stripes. With so many interested and interesting folk, this year should not disappoint!  Be there, chicken pants.

Too far to travel for the show?  Failed in your attempts to invent a teleporting machine?  If you answered yes to both of these queries, but still desperately want a copy of the new Vinyl Vagabonds; it's time to pony up to PayPal.  $4 for #4.  How convenient!